Thriller Hen Party Dance Class Glasgow
Thriller Hen Party Dance Class in Glasgow
Thriller Hen Do — Glasgow
My Dance Hen Party Glasgow
Venues
Merchant City Studio
City centre — confirmed on booking
Finnieston Studio
West End side — confirmed on booking
Your Venue
Hotels & Airbnbs — we come to you across greater Glasgow
About This Thriller Hen Party Dance Class in Glasgow
Glasgow already has zombie credentials — Hollywood shut down George Square to shoot World War Z here — so a Thriller dance hen party Glasgow booking is practically civic duty. Your choreographer teaches the most famous routine ever put on film in short, looping sections: the lurch, the claw hands, the shoulder roll, and the side-step everybody starts at parties and finally, gloriously, gets to finish.
Awkwardness is an asset here, which makes this the most forgiving theme on the whole list — the stiffer the mover, the better the zombie. Classes run at partner studios in the Merchant City and Finnieston, address confirmed at the point of booking, and the Merchant City's bars have absorbed enough Halloween weekends that a horde arriving in face paint raises precisely zero eyebrows.
The fee frightens nobody: £140 for the hour, £165 for the ninety-minute version, identical for a five-hen huddle or a thirty-strong horde, and choreographers travel to accommodation across greater Glasgow and the west of Scotland too. However you found us — a recommendation, fate, or typing Thriller dance hen do Glasgow at midnight — the graveyard shift starts when you book.
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What's Included in Your Thriller Hen Party
- A choreographer who could dance Thriller in their sleep — fitting, really
- The genuine routine, taught in short repeatable loops
- Beat It or Smooth Criminal added on request for a longer MJ set
- A warm-up first — rigor mortis is a look, not a plan
- All tracks and a speaker supplied on the day
- Built for beginners — stiff and shuffly is the whole point
- One flat charge from 5 hens to a 30-zombie horde
- Merchant City and Finnieston studios, or we haunt your venue
- A formation finale filmed in full zombie face, naturally
What You'll Experience at Our Thriller Dance Class
- The lurch, the claws and the head tilt, drilled to perfection
- That side-step sequence, finished properly for the first time in your life
- Horde formations that get more cinematic with every extra hen
- A moonwalk masterclass for whoever fancies extra credit
- Loops repeated until thirty individuals move as one creature
- A full-track finale in character while someone films from up high
Perfect For Your Glasgow Hen Do
- Brides whose favourite holiday has always been Halloween
- Autumn hen weekends after a routine with real theatre to it
- Big parties — a larger horde simply looks better on film
- Groups taking the face paint on to the Merchant City bars
- Hens hosting the class in their own flat or hotel
- Squads planning to rise as one at the wedding reception
What Our Hens Say
Thriller hen parties we have taught across Glasgow.
"Twenty of us shuffling in formation in a Merchant City studio. Filmed from above it could pass for the real thing."
— Debbie A. ★★★★★"October hen do. Full makeup by 2pm, routine learned by 4, George Square photos by 6, and not one passer-by batted an eyelid."
— Siobhan M. ★★★★★"I have faked this routine at every party since 1994. Not any more."
— Pauline K. ★★★★★"We rose from behind the top table when the intro hit. The groom needed a minute."
— Rhona S. ★★★★★Thriller Hen Party FAQ
Everything you need to know about our Thriller hen party dance class in Glasgow.
What songs will we dance to at a Thriller hen party in Glasgow? +
Thriller itself, start to finish — the graveyard choreography is the heart of the session. Want a broader Michael Jackson set? Beat It, Bad and Smooth Criminal can all join; flag it when you enquire.
We're genuinely terrible dancers. Does it matter? +
For once, no — jerky, stilted movement is the actual choreography, so the group's worst dancer frequently makes its best zombie. The loops repeat until they lock in, and most parties are moving in eerie unison within the half hour.
How much does a Thriller hen party in Glasgow cost? +
£140 for one hour, £165 for ninety minutes — a single flat figure for everyone taking part, plus studio hire only when you use one of our partner rooms rather than your own space.
Where in Glasgow do you run the class? +
Partner studios in the Merchant City and Finnieston, with the exact address issued at booking. Arriving by train works best — Central and Queen Street are both close, and the city-centre Low Emission Zone makes driving in a faff for older cars.
Can you come to where we're staying? +
Yes — the choreographer will haunt hotels, Airbnbs and hired halls anywhere across greater Glasgow and the west of Scotland, music included. Shift the furniture, dim the lamps, and the graveyard comes to you.
Is zombie makeup provided? +
No — costumes and face paint are yours to bring, and committed groups do the full transformation before class starts rather than afterwards. The finale looks ten times better with every zombie already in face.